If I could be ...

Chain letters and memes are not something I usually take the time to do, but here we are.

Here's the list: If I could be a scientist...If I could be a farmer...If I could be a musician...If I could be a doctor...If I could be a painter...If I could be a gardener...If I could be a missionary...If I could be a chef...If I could be an architect...If I could be a linguist...If I could be a psychologist...If I could be a librarian...If I could be an athlete...If I could be a lawyer...If I could be an inn-keeper...If I could be a professor...If I could be a writer...If I could be a llama-rider...If I could be a bonnie pirate...If I could be an astronaut...If I could be a world famous blogger...If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...If I could be married to any current famous political figure...

Pick five and and get going.

1. If I could be a scientist I would study cold fusion so that we could tell the folk's with their oil to go to hell.


2. If I could be a chef I would make the very best desserts in the world. Desserts make putting up with everything OK


3. If I could be a professor I would probably spend all of my time arguing politics with my liberal colleagues, and trying to inject a little balance into the campus environment.


4. If I could be a lawyer I would defend peoples right to use firearms for lawful purposes and resist the gun-grabbers at every turn.


5. If I could be a Justice on the US Supreme Court I would remind people that the Constitution says what it says, and that if you think it should change with the time, there is a mechanism to make it change; it is called amending the Constitution. (In other words, the Court shouldn't make things up as it goes.)

So Grizzly Mama is next